Regular Rates & Exclusive Dates

Rates listed on this page are for my time and companionship only, and they are non-negotiable.

Special Democrat Tax

My regular rates are for gentlemen who identify as Republicans, Libertarians, Independents, or those who consider themselves to be apolitical. If you are a Democrat or consider yourself to be a Leftist, then the following applies to you:

  • Special rate of $3,000/hour.
  • $2,000 deposit instead of the normal $200.
  • You will need to show proof of a recent mental health evaluation.
Since you support inflation and higher taxes, then you can pay your "fair share" of it.

Regular Rates

These are my Regular Rates if you'd like to book a date in the Nashville area or when I'm traveling to a city that is listed on my calendar.  If you would like to see me on a specific day not on my schedule, then please send a request or check out my Exclusive Dates packages. *A deposit of $200 is required for all packages.*

2 Hours


3 Hours


4 Hours


6 Hours


8 Hours


12 Hours


24 Hours


*Available to established clients only

Frequent Flyers Club

These are my "Top Secret Mission" rates and are only available to those who are VIP Members on my private website.

*Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to rendezvous with Megan at a yet undetermined time and location. Drinks, dinner, and laughter are a must, and being a gentleman at all times is a top priority.

As always, should you or any member of your team be caught, Megan will disavow all knowledge of your actions.

This website will self-destruct in 5 seconds.*

1 Day


1 day(24 hours)

20% Deposit

Other rates and packages are available on my private website.

On Call Companion


You pay a $500/month retainer fee and will supply me with a credit card that I will only use for costs related to our date, which includes my rates and all travel expenses that go into making our time together possible. Your appointment request will be given priority and I will do my very best to make our date happen on the day(s) that you would like to see me. There will, however, be times when I have things on my schedule that I will not be able to cancel. But it won't usually be a problem.

Next day and even same day travel is possible in most cases if you are within driving distance(up to 4 hours). If I have to fly, then I will need at least 24 hours to plan for the flight and hotel accommodations. But at least 48 hours is preferred if I have to fly.

* Given the nature of this package, it is only available to 1 client. If the package is available, it will appear under the package name.

On Call




Only available to 1 client

$500/month retainer fee to stay on call *

15K Credit Card For Expenses *

Minimum 2 dates a month to stay active *

You must have my name tattooed on your ass *

* one of these things is not really required

Texting Package

My Texting Package is only for trusted gentlemen. This gives you more personalized engagement and something different than seeing the same images and text that everyone else sees when I make a public tweet or put something on my website. More information about My Texting Package.

1 Month



For trusted and regular clients only

Deposit & Cancellation Policies


Unless specifically stated otherwise, you will be required to send a $200 deposit to secure your appointment with me. Reservations are not finalized until I receive the deposit. Your deposit is applied toward the price of the package you choose. Exclusive Dates will require a 20% deposit. *If you are a Democrat, you will be required to pay a $2,000 deposit*

Cancellation Policy

If I should have to cancel our date for any reason after collecting your deposit, you will have the option of a refund or applying the deposit to a future date. Should You cancel our date after I have finalized travel arrangements, then you will forfeit your deposit. In certain cases I will allow you to use your deposit toward another appointment.

If you cancel our date 24-48 hours before our scheduled date, you will be required to pay a $500 cancellation fee in addition to forfeiting your deposit.

If you cancel our date less than 24 hours before our scheduled date, you will be required to pay the full cost of the date(minus the deposit).
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